Age: 28 Handicap: 13 Stats: 6ft", 13 st Hometown: London AKA: Ciche Notes: Debatable whether French counts as Celtic but it does in this tournament. Really sorry about the picture, I will update when I get another one, but this is what you find when you type "French man" into google.
Dave Chapman
Age: 30 Handicap: 5 Stats: 5ft 11", 11 st 7 lbs - 15 st 7 lbs Hometown: Cheltenham AKA: Fatman, Chappers Notes: Could once actually play golf, but seems to have lost all ability over the last 3 years. Has a new putter.
Tony Williams
Age: 50ish (ah photo may have ruined me there!) Handicap: 14 Stats: 5ft 10", 15 st Hometown: Cardiff AKA: Big Tone, Wills Notes: Big Tone is taking a break from his world golf tour to join us at the tournament on the Friday. Hes in Portugal the week before, and Augusta the week after at the US Masters. We feel privileged to have a seasoned pro grace the tournament.
Adam Smith
Age: 28 Handicap: 18 Stats: 6ft 1", 13 st (of fat) Hometown: London AKA: Monkey, Smithy, Shin boy Notes: Apparently is on form, but then also claims that Spurs are a good side. Still owes me about £200 for Spurs finishing below Everton four seasons in a row. Most likely to get arrested by Dan. Also most likely to claim that he sunk the winning putt, even if he loses.
Newman Evans
Age: 50ish Handicap: 18 Stats: 5ft 9", 13 st Hometown: Wrexham AKA: Robin Williams Notes: One of numerous passionate Welshman in the Celtic Warriors side, its hard to know who will want to beat the English more out of Newman and Big Tone! If anti-english banter is getting a bit much, ask him how Wrexham are getting on at the moment?
Henry Vaile
Age: 32 Handicap: 28 Stats: 6ft 2", 11-12 st Hometown: Cardiff AKA: Henners Notes: Took a 12 on the 18th (par 3) last time out. Hoping for an improvement this time (so am I!!) Is wearing lipstick in this picture which slightly scares me.
James Dolan
Age: 28 Handicap: 28 Stats: 5ft 9", 4 st Hometown: London (as good as II!) AKA: Floppy Notes: Has never played on a golf course before (as of 20th Jan 2010). Is keen to take it up, and hoping to get some lessons in before the tournament starts. Rank Outsider.
Luke Gallagher
Age: 26 Handicap: 28 Stats: 6ft", 11 st 7 lbs Hometown: Cheltenham AKA: Shooter McGavin Notes: Has been a member of Lilley Brook Golf Club for a year now, and most likely to get 4 pointers (and blobs!). Potentially a dark horse and a bandit if he is on form.