Adam Greening
Age: 27
Handicap: 10
Stats: 6ft 1", 16 st
Hometown: Sheffield
AKA: Guru
Notes: Once played off a handicap of 2 but claims that 10 is too low for him. Most likely to get lost on first night and never be seen again.
Handicap: 10
Stats: 6ft 1", 16 st
Hometown: Sheffield
AKA: Guru
Notes: Once played off a handicap of 2 but claims that 10 is too low for him. Most likely to get lost on first night and never be seen again.
James Spackman
Age: 26ish
Handicap: 7
Stats: 6ft, 14 st
Hometown: Cheltenham
AKA: Spackers
Notes: Played for England Boys as a junior golfer off a handicap of 4. Now a Bandit.
Handicap: 7
Stats: 6ft, 14 st
Hometown: Cheltenham
AKA: Spackers
Notes: Played for England Boys as a junior golfer off a handicap of 4. Now a Bandit.
Roger Chapman
Age: 50ish
Handicap: 17
Stats: 6ft, 14 st (eh um)
Hometown: Basingstoke (Amazingstoke)
AKA: Big Rog
Notes: Probably plays more golf than anyone else on the trip. Most likely to score 40 points followed by 20 points.
Handicap: 17
Stats: 6ft, 14 st (eh um)
Hometown: Basingstoke (Amazingstoke)
AKA: Big Rog
Notes: Probably plays more golf than anyone else on the trip. Most likely to score 40 points followed by 20 points.
Tony Chapman
Age: 27
Handicap: 18
Stats: 4ft 1", 7 st
Hometown: London
AKA: Big Tone (the 2nd)
Notes: One of our unofficial tour guides as he went to uni in Bournemouth, so if we end up somewhere rubbish blame him! Dark horse.
Handicap: 18
Stats: 4ft 1", 7 st
Hometown: London
AKA: Big Tone (the 2nd)
Notes: One of our unofficial tour guides as he went to uni in Bournemouth, so if we end up somewhere rubbish blame him! Dark horse.
Anthony Austin
Age: Over 50
Handicap: 20
Stats: 5ft 10", 13 st
Hometown: Christchurch
AKA: Father Ted
Notes:Unknown quantity, but has local knowledge and could do well off this handicap. For a change Tony C will be on his best behaviour (Kevin and Perry style) to impress his girlfriends Dad.
Handicap: 20
Stats: 5ft 10", 13 st
Hometown: Christchurch
AKA: Father Ted
Notes:Unknown quantity, but has local knowledge and could do well off this handicap. For a change Tony C will be on his best behaviour (Kevin and Perry style) to impress his girlfriends Dad.
Daniel Nash
Age: 30
Handicap: 28
Stats: 6ft 3", 12-14 st
Hometown: London (as good as!)
AKA: Chelsea Rent Boy
Notes: Complete unknown quantity, has recently had a number of lessons which were rudely interrupted by the birth of a baby daughter! Big Chelsea supporter so hopefully they will be knocked off the top by the time we tee off.
Handicap: 28
Stats: 6ft 3", 12-14 st
Hometown: London (as good as!)
AKA: Chelsea Rent Boy
Notes: Complete unknown quantity, has recently had a number of lessons which were rudely interrupted by the birth of a baby daughter! Big Chelsea supporter so hopefully they will be knocked off the top by the time we tee off.
Dan Cullen
Age: 28
Handicap: 28
Stats: 6ft 1", 13 st
Hometown: Bournemouth
AKA:
Notes: The second of our unoffical tour guides as he lives in Bournemouth. Should keep us out of trouble (or arrest us) as he is a copper. I have literally no idea how his golf is, with only Monkey telling me that he is not as good as him. Which means nothing.
Handicap: 28
Stats: 6ft 1", 13 st
Hometown: Bournemouth
AKA:
Notes: The second of our unoffical tour guides as he lives in Bournemouth. Should keep us out of trouble (or arrest us) as he is a copper. I have literally no idea how his golf is, with only Monkey telling me that he is not as good as him. Which means nothing.
Ali Barnett
Age: 25/26
Handicap: 28
Stats: 5ft 11", 12 st ish
Hometown: Cheltenham
AKA: Barnetto, Spud, Shunter
Notes: Playing golf for about a year and a half now and is desperate to start knocking the handicap down. Most likely to 4 putt or even more at some point.
Handicap: 28
Stats: 5ft 11", 12 st ish
Hometown: Cheltenham
AKA: Barnetto, Spud, Shunter
Notes: Playing golf for about a year and a half now and is desperate to start knocking the handicap down. Most likely to 4 putt or even more at some point.