Players in handicap order (After Captain and Vice)
Adam Greening (Captain)
Age: 30 Handicap: 9 Rank: 18 ACC Record: W - 5, D - 1, L - 1; 5.5 career points Hometown: Sheffield AKA: Guru, Taff Notes: Once played off a handicap of 2 but is now off 9 due to the lack of an official handicap and that is what he finished on last time out. Is scared of creases and has an addiction to ironing. Made a controversial switch to the Celtic team last year and is the only person to have been on the winning team twice. Is also the second top points scorer in the competitions history. Good stats for our team leader.
Moray Fleming (Vice Captain)
Age: 30 Handicap: 13 Rank: 8 ACC Record: W - 3, D - 0, L - 1; 3 career points Hometown: Bristol AKA: Scotty, Jock Notes: One to watch as he plays quite regularly, apparently shot a 72 recently. Steady and accurate off the tee. Token Scot. Also scored a hole in one recently but doesnt want anyone to know.
Alex Davies
Age: 31 Handicap: 1 Rank: 4 ACC Record: W - 3, D - 0, L - 1; 3 career points Hometown: Cheltenham AKA: Taff Notes: Likes a drink. Used to play off +2 at Sawgrass, now shoots in the 80's round Lilley Brook. Unbeaten so far in matchplay in his ACC career, a particular highlight is him and Chappers being 6 up through 6 against Spackers and Chipper at Hoylake 2011 (5 under through first 6 holes).
Dave Chapman (Ex-Captain)
Age: 32 Handicap: 1 Rank: 2 ACC Record: W - 3, D - 1, L - 3; 3.5 career points Hometown: Cheltenham AKA: Fat Moby, Chappers, Stipey, Harry Hill Notes: Could once actually play golf, but seems to have lost all ability over the last 3 years. Won the individual tournament in 2010 and came second in 2011, but isnt likely to feature this time out playing off a handicap of 1. Enjoys spreadsheets way more than anyone should.
Adam Smith
Age: 31 Handicap: 18 Rank: 6 (from 2010) ACC Record: W - 0, D - 0, L - 3; 0 career points Hometown: London AKA: Monkey, Smithy, Shin boy Notes: Apparently is on form. Most likely to claim that he sunk the winning putt, even if he loses. Also most likely to not turn up. Least desirable partner for every member of the Celtic team, as he has vowed to disrupt the team spirit and lose every match. Team player.
Basil Davies
Age: 55 ish Handicap: 15 Rank: 7 ACC Record: W - 1, D - 1, L - 2; 1.5 career points Hometown: Monmouth AKA: Big Taff Notes: Due to a lack of information supplied by Taff (Alex), I have had to use a picture of Basil Fawlty! Please provide with with some information! A teller of many jokes, kept everyone very amused last year.
Newman Evans
Age: 60ish Handicap: 18 Rank: 17 ACC Record: W - 4, D - 0, L - 3; 4 career points Hometown: Wrexham AKA: Robin Williams, Jabba Notes: One of numerous passionate Welshman in the Celtic Warriors side. If anti-english banter is getting a bit much, ask him how Wrexham are getting on at the moment? Renowned for his fantastic short game and touch round the greens, not known as jabba the hut for nothing and now has a long putter! One of the top points scorers in the history of the ACC.
Giles Elliott
Age: 19 Handicap: 18 Rank: Rookie ACC Record: Rookie AKA: Gilo / Cheese / Doof Notes: Another young pup, is making his first appearance on tour and has been roped into the Celtic team despite having no traceable evidence of any nationality other than English. A dark horse for the title, is skilled at many sports as he is a professional tennis coach. Hopefully will follow in the footsteps of Streety and win all four matches in his rookie year.
Luke Gallagher
Age: 27 Handicap: 22 Rank: 5 ACC Record: W - 6, D - 0, L - 1; 6 career points Hometown: Cheltenham AKA: Pancake, Shermanator Notes: Came third in 2010 and won a new putter (by default after setting a three pint limit and going to bed early!). Since then has been taking everyones money left right and centre. Only player to win all three games in 2010, has only been defeated once in the ACC history. Has the worlds flattest pancake swing, hence the nickname. Top points scorer of all time.
Ali Barnett
Age: 28 Handicap: 23 Rank: 8 ACC Record: W - 3, D - 1, L - 3; 3.5 career points Hometown: Cheltenham AKA: Barnetto, Spud, Shunter Notes:
Massive bandit. Likely to drive a par 4 then 5 putt. Was shocking at
putting, but has improved and is now just really bad. Most likely to
bring more than 2 bags on tour to fit all his make up in and get fined
as a result. Has made a controversial switch to the Celtic side after we discovered he is actually Irish.